Quantcast

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Places Sunday School Teacher on Administrative Leave

Hear, O, Wheaton College! … Good morning, class! I’m Pastor Pillow! That’s right, little Bobby. I’m your spiritual shepherd! What does that mean? It means I’m the person your mommy and daddy write big checks to every week to maintain their platinum-level parish membership. Actually, my official title is Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Chief Pastoral […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: The United Caliphate of Cruz

Pentecostal Pastor Jamie Coots of Middlesboro, Kentucky, sure handles copperheads better than House Speaker John Boehner manages Tea Party asps. Of course, Coots would seem to have the advantage of semi-starving his hapless herpetons into non-violent states of ennui. (Kind of removes the spring in one’s step from “leap of faith.”) That said, perhaps Speaker […]