Remember when the Tea Party was the dumbest thing that the Republican Party had going on? Remember when we had Michele Bachmann and the half-term governor from Alaska as the best examples of how mindless GOP … [Read More...]
In the wake of the mass shooting that took place at a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood, I've been absolutely disgusted and ashamed at some of the comments I've read from conservatives regarding the … [Read More...]
Back in the 1990s, I was groomed to be a conservative activist. This was before the days of viral YouTube videos and smartphones. In those days, the Internet was confined to clunky desktop computers on dial-up … [Read More...]
As most probably know by now, there was a domestic terrorist attack at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs yesterday afternoon. Three people were confirmed dead, including one police officer. The … [Read More...]
Senator Bernie Sanders gave a speech last week at Georgetown University which explained what his campaign is all about, along with what he believes Democratic Socialism is.
In his speech, he gave … [Read More...]
Leading Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has made a lot of bizarre claims during his campaign. Along with his assertions that vaccines cause autism and his courting of right-wing racist groups, … [Read More...]
While most of the attention this election cycle has been given to presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson, several others such as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have slowly been inching their way up the … [Read More...]
Many residents of Texas have flirted with the idea of secession, probably since the state initially joined the Union all the way back in 1845. In recent years, conservatives have been pushing the concept again … [Read More...]
By now most have heard about Donald Trump's ridiculous assertion that on September 11, 2001 he witnessed - with his own eyes - "thousands and thousands" of people celebrating in the streets of New Jersey as the … [Read More...]
In spite of Donald Trump's increasingly rabid campaign rallies and claims that have been debunked by fact checkers across the country, there is no sign of his popularity declining any time … [Read More...]
Hello, I’m Deacon Duvet!
Welcome to our Thanksgiving Day potluck at Cubic Zirconium Ministries! And my apologies on behalf of Pastor Pillow, who is unable to join us this evening. As you may be aware, he’s … [Read More...]
Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow!
First, bless you for your interest in auditioning for this season’s Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Live Nativity, which, as ever, features live camels and livestock—donkeys, … [Read More...]
Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow!
That’s how the Christian Right Weekly Round-Up usually starts. Except, I’m actually the creator of the Chief Pastoral Officer of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. … [Read More...]
While it was easy to assume what motivated Robert Lewis Dear to open fire at a Planned Parenthood clinic on Friday, resulting in the deaths of three people with several more wounded, I put off writing anything … [Read More...]
In today's political environment, presidential elections are excruciating marathons that can, at times, be absolutely mind-numbing. However, as Bill Maher recently pointed out, there are benefits to this as … [Read More...]
Listen, I get that the mainstream media is supposed to (in theory) remain mostly impartial - at least on the news side of things. Of course, much of today's 24/7 cable news is filled with opinion-based shows … [Read More...]
To this day I really don't understand why some people have such negative feelings toward President Obama. While I'll be the first to admit that he hasn't been perfect, considering the circumstances he inherited … [Read More...]
Well, it's that time of year again. Thanksgiving marks the holiday most known for family, turkey, football and being the day before the big Black Friday deals go on sale (although most of the sales seem to … [Read More...]
Before going forward, I'm not comparing Republicans to Nazis. The only people "like Nazis" - are Nazis. You don't have to be a Nazi to be a fascist, just like you don't have to be a terrorist to be a Muslim. … [Read More...]